"She only truly feels comfortable with you if she shows you her silly side as well as her sexy side."

Let us hide it high upon the tallest mountain, they shall never find it there.

With all your money, you give me a Bible?

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

You may not be there yet. But you're closer than yesterday.

Everything you put into your mind matters, so stay conscious.

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women...she turned him into a credit card!