The Sound of the Coins
The smell of lamb soup came over the wall, and a poor man stood in it and ate his dry bread. He held each mouthful in the steam a moment first. The innkeeper saw him from the doorway, wiped his hands on his apron, and came out into the street. You have been taking my soup, he said. I have eaten nothing but bread, said the poor man, and held up the crust to prove it. You took the smell. The smell is mine. I paid for the lamb and the onions and the wood for the fire.
Pay me. The poor man had four small coins in his sash and no wish to lose them. A crowd gathered, the way crowds do. Somebody ran for Nasruddin, who was sitting as judge that week, and he came with his sleeves pushed back and heard both men out without once interrupting. He nodded slowly. The innkeeper is right, he said. A man must be paid for what he sells. The innkeeper folded his arms and smiled around at the crowd. Give me your coins, Nasruddin said to the poor man.
He took the four coins, cupped them in both hands, and shook them hard beside the innkeeper's ear. He shook them a second time. They rang like a little bell. Then he tipped them back into the poor man's palm. You sold him the smell of the soup, said Nasruddin. He has paid you with the sound of the money.
Fairness has a sense of humor, and it usually sides with the man holding the dry bread.