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To my brother, who finally found someone who can put up with him.— Anonymous
A great wedding toast is half roast, half tribute. These funny but meaningful wedding toast quotes for a brother nail both. Pick one. Pair it with a story. Raise a glass.
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More topics ›To my brother, who finally found someone who can put up with him.— Anonymous
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.— Anonymous
I knew you would settle down eventually. I just did not know it would take this long.— Anonymous
Marriage: a workshop where husband works and wife shops.— Anonymous
Brother, you are getting an upgrade. She is way out of your league.— Anonymous
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.— Jim Carrey
Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.— Rita Rudner
To the bride and groom: may all your ups and downs be in the bedroom.— Anonymous
The greatest of all wonders is the love of a sibling who lets you give a wedding toast.— Anonymous
Welcome to the family. We are sorry in advance.— Anonymous
Marriage is the highest form of community theatre.— Anonymous
Brother, congrats. You finally won at life.— Anonymous
To the only woman who could put up with my brother. We salute you.— Anonymous
Marriage is one long conversation. Pace yourselves.— Robert Louis Stevenson
In the words of every wise older brother: do not screw this up.— Anonymous
To my brother: you are gaining a wife and losing the remote control.— Anonymous
Brother, I always knew you'd settle down. I just bet on it being later.— Anonymous
Cheers to the couple. May your love last longer than my speech.— Anonymous
To love, laughter, and happily ever after.— Anonymous
My brother and his bride: a love story that began with surviving each other.— Anonymous
To the bride: thank you for taking him off our hands.— Anonymous
A toast to the only one who can truly handle my brother.— Anonymous
Brother, love her like you love your dog. Forever and completely.— Anonymous
To my brother and his bride: may your love be as bottomless as my drink.— Anonymous
Marriage is finding someone who likes the same Netflix shows.— Anonymous
To my brother: now you have someone to share the bills with.— Anonymous
Cheers to a couple who proves love still wins.— Anonymous
Brother, may your love be the longest chapter of your life.— Unknown
To the newlyweds. May happily ever after begin tonight.— Unknown
Raise a glass to my brother and the woman who said yes anyway.— Anonymous