Funny Friendship Quotes for Best Friends

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends. Because anything else would just be weird.

We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

Best friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.

Friends ask if you're okay. Best friends already know you're not, and have wine ready.

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend. I'll train you.

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but maybe like the leg or something.

You are my best friend because I wouldn't dare be this weird with anyone else.

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

Sometimes me think, what is friend? Then me say, friend is someone to share last cookie with.

Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up whoever made you cry.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human and you're like, yep, I like this one.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends. We talk a lot of mess about other people together.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

A real friend is one who knows you're a little crazy and is still willing to be seen with you.

Best friends don't necessarily have to talk every day. They don't even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it's as if they never stopped talking.

Friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling.

Best friends, because we already know too much about each other.

Friends are the family you choose. Or the people who can't get rid of you.

Best friends. Cheaper than therapy.

You don't lose friends, you just learn who your real ones are.

My best friend is the one who knows me best and still wants to hang out with me.

True friends don't judge each other. They judge other people together.

Best friend. Two words. One meaning.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover. Hard to find and lucky to have.