"If you don't do a lot of stupid things when you're young, then you won't have funny things to talk about when you're old."

Let us hide it high upon the tallest mountain, they shall never find it there.

With all your money, you give me a Bible?

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

You may not be there yet. But you're closer than yesterday.

Everything you put into your mind matters, so stay conscious.

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women...she turned him into a credit card!