"Are you angry or upset? Say "BANANAS" five times fast to see what happens. I can promise that it'll interrupt your negative pattern and allow you to regain control of your emotions. Cheers!"

Let us hide it high upon the tallest mountain, they shall never find it there.

With all your money, you give me a Bible?

Sometimes the wrong choices bring us to the right places.

You may not be there yet. But you're closer than yesterday.

Everything you put into your mind matters, so stay conscious.

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women...she turned him into a credit card!