Funny Love Quotes for Couples

Love is sharing your popcorn.

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger.

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

You are nothing short of my everything. Don't tell anyone I said that.

I love you more than coffee. But please don't make me prove it.

Marriage is a wonderful invention. So is a bicycle repair kit.

I love you. I love you so much I am willing to risk killing you.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Love is being stupid together.

My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.

I love you a latte.

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

I love you even when I'm hungry.

You are the bacon to my eggs.

I love you more than pizza. Almost.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

I love you for who you are, not your money. Just kidding.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

You are my favorite distraction.

I love you. I will share my fries with you. But only sometimes.

I love you. Like a love song, baby.

I love you more than I love sleep. And I really love sleep.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

Love is when she steals your fries and you let her.

You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile, then walk into a pole.

I love you. You make me laugh harder than I should.

You are the peanut butter to my jelly.

I love you so much I'd let you eat the last slice of pizza. Maybe.