Funny Farewell Quotes for Coworkers Leaving

Don't think of it as goodbye, think of it as your office finally being haunted.

You will be missed. By that I mean, who is going to fix my computer now?

The office will be a quieter, sadder, and slightly less broken place without you.

Farewell to the person who knew where the snacks were hidden.

It's hard to say goodbye, especially when you owe me lunch.

You're leaving us? Who's going to laugh at my bad jokes now?

Goodbye to my favorite coworker. The others know who they are.

You came, you saw, you put in your two weeks notice.

The new job is lucky. We were lucky first.

Wishing you success, happiness, and a way better commute.

You're not leaving. You are just relocating closer to your beach.

May your new printer always work and your new coffee never be empty.

Farewell, work spouse. The divorce is amicable.

Today is the day we lose the best one of us. Rude.

Best of luck. The lunch group will never be the same.

You're moving on to bigger and better things. Like a chair that swivels.

Don't forget us. We will not forget who left us with the broken stapler.

Don't be a stranger. Or do, but at least venmo me first.

Some people make working here worth it. You were one of them.

Goodbyes are not forever. Especially in this industry.

You're leaving so soon, I haven't even finished gossiping with you yet.

Wishing you the best. And by best, I mean a manager better than ours.

Thanks for the laughs. Sorry for the meetings.

You're leaving. The fluorescent lights are crying.

Onward to your next adventure. We will hold down the fort, badly.

Take care, and never let anyone schedule a 4pm Friday meeting again.

May your next workplace have free snacks and a window.

You're going to do great things. I expect a thank you in the speech.

Farewell, my friend. The Slack channel will be 30% less funny.

Go shine somewhere new. Just text us when you get there.