National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) Quote: "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am..."

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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
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If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. — National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) takes something familiar, like surprised, and frames it just differently enough that you see it with new eyes. That shift is the point.

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