That's what she said.— The Office (2005)
The Office (2005) Quotes
19 quotes by The Office (2005)
I declare bankruptcy!— The Office (2005)
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.— The Office (2005)
I am Beyonce, always.— The Office (2005)
I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.— The Office (2005)
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!— The Office (2005)
I'm not a hero. I'm a high-functioning psychopath.— The Office (2005)
Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.— The Office (2005)
I'm not crying! You're crying!— The Office (2005)
I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.— The Office (2005)
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Wayne Gretzky. Michael Scott.— The Office (2005)
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.— The Office (2005)
Why are you the way that you are?— The Office (2005)
It's a pretty popular thing in this country.— The Office (2005)
Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.— The Office (2005)
The worst thing about prison was the Dementors.— The Office (2005)
I'm dead inside.— The Office (2005)
Boom, roasted.— The Office (2005)
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