Humor Archives - Live Life Happy https://livelifehappy.com/category/humor/ Inspirational Quotes & Positive Affirmations | Daily Motivation Wed, 18 Apr 2012 08:01:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.3 Happiness is Like Peeing in Your Pants https://livelifehappy.com/humor/happiness-is-like/ https://livelifehappy.com/humor/happiness-is-like/#respond Sat, 19 Nov 2011 01:01:37 +0000 https://livelifehappy.com/?p=561 “Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it’s warmth.”

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]]> https://livelifehappy.com/humor/happiness-is-like/feed/ 0 It Takes 7 Seconds for… https://livelifehappy.com/humor/it-takes-7-seconds-for/ https://livelifehappy.com/humor/it-takes-7-seconds-for/#respond Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:17:24 +0000 https://livelifehappy.com/?p=378 It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3 kg. The length of the penis is three times the length of the thumb. The femur is hard as concrete. A woman’s heart beats faster than the man. Women blink twice as much as men. We use...

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]]> https://livelifehappy.com/humor/it-takes-7-seconds-for/feed/ 0 How to Argue With a Woman https://livelifehappy.com/humor/how-to-argue-with-a-woman/ https://livelifehappy.com/humor/how-to-argue-with-a-woman/#comments Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:21:37 +0000 https://livelifehappy.com/?p=201 “There are two ways to argue with a woman… Neither works.” -unknown.

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]]> https://livelifehappy.com/humor/how-to-argue-with-a-woman/feed/ 1 Credit Card https://livelifehappy.com/humor/credit-card/ https://livelifehappy.com/humor/credit-card/#respond Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:02:14 +0000 https://livelifehappy.com/?p=165 “A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women…she turned him into a credit card!” -unknown.

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